No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My life is pants optional.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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