So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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