I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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