If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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