I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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