I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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