so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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