Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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