She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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