my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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