that's an acceptable place to lick
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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