My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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