i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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