I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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