so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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