So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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