After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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