I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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