His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I will pee on everything he values.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
