Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you never un-have a 4some
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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