all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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