What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?