I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so let's talk penis.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.