Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
3pm strippers are depressing
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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