Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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