Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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