he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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