i think i have herpe
just one?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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