talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Randomize
