Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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