it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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