Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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