It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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