i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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