where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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