I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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