Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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