He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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