Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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