Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
this is an emotional support booty call
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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