Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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