I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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