how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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