omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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