It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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