I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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