hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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