well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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