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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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