Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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