God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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