No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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