Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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