All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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